The Sandy Ridge Pseudo Marathon

The Sandy Ridge Pseudo Marathon
Are you too old? Too fat? Or just too lazy to run in a marathon?
Well we have the marathon for you.

The 1st Annual Sandy Ridge Pseudo Marathon. You ask "What is a pseudo marathon?". Pseudo means fake, not real. And that's exactly what our marathon is. No training, no dieting, no grueling weather conditions to battle. You just buy the shirt and you've completed the marathon.

All proceeds goes toward the Farmers Bank and Trust Relay for Life and Dancing for a Cure teams.

Event Schedule:

Don't show up to race, because we are too lazy, old and fat to organize it as well.
However, on the day of the race, we will be randomly drawing 1st, 2nd and 3rd place winners in each category