We're halfway through 2024 and emotions are running high as the most anticipated event of the year approaches. Old rivalries will re-awaken, friendships will fall apart, and all scores will be settled in a battle (race) to the death (finish) in the Arena of Champions (Banneker Track). So come one, come all and hang out with your friends/mortal enemies as we run in circles and try not to throw up!
NOTE: This is seriously just a casual (hypothetical) meetup, you are NOT required to pay any attendance fees and there will NOT be any official rules or enforcement regarding what beverages you may choose to consume during the event. Please use discretion and good judgment - we are here to have fun with friends :)
**Additional Disclaimer for People Who Like to Read Small Words:
This race may or may not be a work of fiction, but it sure does not legally exist. Any similarity to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events, is purely coincidental.
And even if it does happen, it isn't affiliated with any person, group, brand, store, organization, running club, drinking club, educational institution, foreign mercenary group, chicken farm, kangaroo racetrack, cooking show, strip club, or agency of a national, state, or municipal government.
Registration fees
Beer Mile Closed
Drink a beer, run 400m. Drink another beer, jog 400m. Drink a third beer, walk 400m. Cry. Drink a final beer. Puke. Crawl 400m.
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Cost: Your Sobriety
Nice.
Jun. 27 - Jul. 6
Beer Relay Closed
By registering for this event, you acknowledge your inferiority in all things drinking and running-related when compared to the champions who are doing the real thing. But also please do what makes you comfortable :)
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Cost: Your Dignity
Really? You're gonna make someone else do the hard work for you?
Jun. 27 - Jul. 6
It turns out a bunch of people spontaneously showed up at the same track last year and even timed themselves doing something or another. Weird coincidence. Anyway, you can compare yourselves against them below:
Contact information
- Event contact
- Absolutely Nobody
