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Millions 4 Menopause 5K

The "Got Menopause?" Carryall – Because Midlife is Heavy Enough

$20.18

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Menopause can be a lot to carry—the hot flashes, the mood swings, the temporary loss of your sanity. You might as well have a sturdy bag to hold the rest of your things! Whether you’re packing it with portable fans, ice packs, or just an extra layer you'll put on and take off five times today, this tongue-in-cheek tote says what every midlife woman is feeling. Playful, unapologetic, and fiercely relatable, it makes the perfect gift for yourself or your favorite menopause warrior. Let's put the world on notice: we aren’t sitting quietly through this phase!

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